Just finished up a deeply dispiriting session in which I tried to produce some music effects for GuruQuest in the continuing tradition of doing everything for the game myself. The basic idea was sound, I think, but the execution and everything else was oh so disappointing.
The plan was to record chords from the C major progression and then have the game play them at some kind of random interval during play to create a bit of a mood and, most importantly really, just a little bit of sound texture to an otherwise soundless world. Anyway, in my mind at least, this would create a series of sounds that would be compatible with each other, but also randomly selected, in keeping with the “generated” idea behind the game as a whole.
But instead I got a big taste of the experience of wading into into the unknown realms that stretch as far as the eye can see outside my limited expertise. See, I can do some programming, and on a good day I’ve got an alright eye for visual aesthetics, but on the sound front? Well, I can plink away at a ukulele and I know the bare minimum about sound programming, and that’s that.
Recording music is really hard. I guess that’s why there are highly paid professionals and, importantly, special rooms. My setup was a noise cancelling mic (tuned for human speech presumably), my laptop (with its fan noisily running because it’s an old fellah these days), and my ukulele. This did not turn out to be the best audio setup one could hope for. But I forged on and learned various things about the proximity of the instrument to the microphone and so on. Then I learned how the noise-cancellation algorithm in Audacity (the sound editing software) can make the ukulele sound bizarrely terrible. So that wasn’t great.
After many painful run-throughs, I ended up with sound files for each of the chords in the progression. They had a bit of background hiss, but not so much to be totally noticable, so I wasn’t completely unhappy. Then I tried installing some sounds in the game world so that a random chord would play every four seconds or so.
And then I was completely unhappy.
It sounded so very terrible. Not so much because of the sound quality, which was passable, but because the pairing of the (medium speed) chords and the still, clean aesthetic of the game was wretched. I don’t think I’ve felt such a jarring dislike of something I’ve made in a long time.
Of course, the flip side of “oh god, that’s awful!” is a heapin’ helpin’ of learning. Clearly if the ukulele thing is going to work the chords need to be much slower (more like individual notes) and much softer. It might stand a chance of working. So I’ll have to re-record it all and keep my chin up and so on. And, at the very least, beneath the sadness and despair, at least I did the thing I was thinking of and found out it sucked, rather than blithely assuming it would be fine later, later.
Anyway, much respect to all you proper music and audio people out there – I very literally don’t know how you do it.