Monday, 15 January 2007 @ 12:00pm
All the things I wrote in large, block letters in my notebook of 26 August 2006 to 3 November 2006

I PUT MY HANDS ON MY HIPS …

*

I START TO FRET.
MY BREATHING BECOMES VERY SHALLOW.
I MAKE POTTERY TO KEEP MY COOL.
IT’S A MESS.

*

I AFFIX.
I LICK YOU.
I LICK YOU.
I LOVE YOU.
I LICK YOU.

*

YOUR ASCII IS A WONDERLAND

*

UH, YEAH, WHY DON’T YOU GET A FUCKING JOB, MONKEY.

*

GAH:GAH
GAH->GAH
GAH 2 GAH

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RIGHT HOOK

*

NOT ORIGINAL

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MEN MEN MEN
MEN MEN
MEN MEN MEN MEN
MEN MEN

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HELP ME.
HELP ME HELP YOU.
HELP ME CONDESCEND TO HELP YOU.

*

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YOU ARE LEAST.
LEAST!
YOU ARE SO SMALL I CAN ALMOST NOT SEE YOU.

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POSSESSED!
BY DAVID SHRIGLEY

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YOU HAVE AN UGLY HAND AND IT DISGUSTS ME.

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I LOVE WHEAT.

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NO NEED FOR APPLAUSE

*

EAT
YOUR
FUCKING

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YOU AND YOUR FAT FUCKING MOUTH

*

4XYES
I LOVE THOSE GUNS

*

WE
DANCED
ROUND
YOUR
FAT FAT
ASS

*

CHECK OUT MY INTERPRETIVE
DANCE.
IT’S ABOUT YOU.

*

I KNEW IT
I KNEW IT
I KNEW IT
I KNEW IT
I KNEW IT
I KNEW IT
I KNEW IT
I KNEW IT
I KNEW IT
I KNEW IT
I KNEW IT

*

I FEEL AROUND FOR MY HAT

*

JUST $5 A DAY.
HOW LONG A SONG NEEDS TO BE.

*

I FEEL SO INCOMPLETE.

*

I HAVE A CERTAIN
STYLE.
I AM OKAY.

*

YOU DON’T KNOW
THAT THEY DO
WHAT YOU THINK
THEY DO.

YOU SPECULATE
BUT YOU DON’T KNOW.

YOU WONDER
WHAT THEY ARE DOING.

THEY ARE MAKING
FACES IN THE DARK.

*

4XHANDS
AROUND MY HEAD.

*

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MY MIND
NIGHT OF THE RED HUNTER
THE SMELL OF MY INK
THE SPACE AGE

*

FUCK THAT’S A LOT OF MOUNTAINS … !

*

I HAVE SHAPELY WRISTS.
YOU DO TOO!

*

EMOKIDS
HOLDING ON
TO MASCARA

*

EYES ROLL
LIKE BLACK
JACK’S

*

SHAPES.
YOU, YOU WUNDERKIND.

*

I CAN’T HEAR YOUR
ANNOYING VOICES.

*

IT’S TOUGH
WITHOUT YOU
AROUND

*

I’VE GOT THE REAL THING

*

I KNEW
WHAT
WOULD
HAPPEN
AS SOON
AS I CAME
IN THE
DOOR.

*

IT’S ALL OVER NOW MY FLACCID LITTLE EGG.

*

I LIKE IT WHEN YOU MAKE AN EFFORT.

*

YES, A GUY CAN DREAM.

*

SIMILAR

DISSIMILAR

MAKING THE CALL

EXACT
REPRODUCTION

BUT I DIDN’T ACTUALLY HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY

*

SPANKING AS EXERCISE.
I’M TELLING YOU.

*

AIN’T
AIN’T
AREN’T
AI NOT
ARE
ARE NOT

*

YEAH. I GUESS.
IT’S MOST
LIKELY
UNIVERSAL.

*

JUST HOW LONG CAN YOU KEEP THIS UP?

*

YOUA RE SO DEEP.

*

BREATH IN,
BREATH OUT.

*

I’LL NEVER UNDERSTAND.
I’LL NEVER LEARN.

*

WE MEET UP ON
SUNDAY TO TALK
POLITICS.

*

Q: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT ART.
Q: ISN’T ART SO STUPID?

*

NICELY FOLDED.

*

WHO
IT TAKES
ALL SORTS

*

I’M PRETTY
HAPPY
WITH
MYSELF.

PRETTY
SATISFIED.

HERE, THE
DISAFFECTED.
COME HERE.

*

DEFEATED AGAIN.

*

SUSTAINED EFFORT.

SUSTAINED EFFORT.
AS IN:
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?

*

WELL WELL WELL,
LOOK WHO CAME INTO THE PET STORE AT NINE A.M. TO PAT THE PUPPIES.

*

YOU COUNT YOUR CHANGE.

WE ARE SELLING THE FARM.

*

BEER (I SMACK MY LIPS)

*

I HAVE PRECEDENCE.

*

HAPPY MEMORY

*

I AM VERY WORRIED ABOUT TRUTH

*

IT HAS
CERTAINLY
BEEN A LONG DAY

*

GO TELL IT
ON A
T-SHIRT

( I often write random declaration in all caps in my notebooks. These are all of those statements from my notebook of 26 August 2006 to 3 November 2006. )

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