You see ducks with their heads underwater for whatever reason and you think, just briefly, “what if that duck drowned under suspicious circumstances?” You look around for mafia ducks, but they’re all waddling away.

This is kind of why I put Being Bilnd up yesterday, to have an excuse for this. I don’t think this remix was ever published, and I resent that. These comics represent the power of rhyme. Go rhyme!

I drew these back in 2004. They were published in a student magazine called Salient. They’re based on images from a book I bought for 50 cents called Being Blind. I offended some people. I maintain they are somewhat funny.

I’ve been wanting to use this photo for something for ages because it looked like a comic already. And then the other night I wrote a seriously large number of poems about “the other woman”. Hey, presto – a forced juxtaposition!

I kind of drew this one “by mistake” while I was just sitting around thinking about how to draw herons for the other day’s comic about herons. There could be an amazing subtext to this I’m not aware of.

Poor teddy bears, always being forced to drink imaginary tea by manipulative little people. Here is a cartoon in which I take the power back for them while simultaneously tributing to The New Yorker style.

Another drunkenness comic to while away the evening with. I personally love herons and find them to be excellent companions, but this guy is slightly intimidated by them in his drunken state.

This started off as a different idea for a comic, but the dog turned out to be an existentialist, so things had to change. Another attempt with a photographic background and to portray things with fewer and bolder lines than usual.

Been wanting to draw this one for a little while. I like the idea of the personal lives of inanimate objects, as we know by now. The idea of clothes being the ones liberated in the Rapture is pleasing to me.

Obviously a bit of a throwaway gag, but who doesn’t like foul language coming out of a flower? And really, doesn’t this just speak to what droopy flowers look like they’re feeling?