The household gets a lot of invitations to art shows and openings. In a fit of performance art I reinterpreted and reintegrated their meanings to great a semiotic dissonance or something along those lines.

There’s a great comic called “The Guy I Almost Was” which I’ve always liked. Add that to a stolen essay about McCahon repurposed to be about me and there you have it.

My lack of interest in Turbulence, the 3rd Annual Auckland Triennial combined with Experimenta’s response to Telecom Prospect 2007 exhibition

Paddy O’Rourke “6-Week Studio”, rm103, Auckland, closed 14 April 2007.

Ann Shelton “A library to scale”, Enjoy Public Art Gallery, Wellington, 8 – 24 March 2007. Apparently Anne Shelton didn’t love this, which is very hurtful.

This is a review of Stephen Cutler’s “(story)time”, at Small Red Gallery, Wellington, 1 – 16 March 2007.

These are texts based on works in Gordon Crook’s “Inhabiting the Circle”, Mary Newton Gallery, Wellington, 28 February – 24 March 2007.

Came across a text promoting Tao Wells’ Spoilt Boy Aesthetic exhibition at Gambia Castle in typical art-speak fashion. I translated it.

I licked every wall in an exhibition. The exhibition was: Wolfgang Tillmans, Hammer Museum, Los Angeles, 17 September 2006 – 7 January 2007. Here are the locations of the licks.

I drew a number of the frames and framing devices from the show Personal Views: Regarding Private Collections in San Diego, San Diego Museum of Art, San Diego, 21 October 2006 – 7 January 2007.