Posts Tagged ‘one-liners’

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Friday, 26 November 2010 @ 9:48pm
Invisible Hammer

It’s a new classic. I can just see it being a catch-phrase on a sit-com perhaps. Someone screws up and this dude pops his head out a window going “Invisible hammer doesn’t work!” Ha!

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Thursday, 25 March 2010 @ 9:11pm
Vince de Milo

This one seemed pretty hilarious at the time I thought of it, but I’m perhaps slightly underwhelmed now just because the “Vince” aspect doesn’t carry through in any sensible way. Should have used Vince Martin from the Beaurepaires ads in New Zealand.

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Friday, 12 March 2010 @ 10:02pm
Buddhist Alarm Clock

Bit of a one-liner I couldn’t resist posting this evening, even though I should have saved it for Monday to save myself some pain. I wonder how many times this joke has been done before?

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Thursday, 21 January 2010 @ 9:47pm
No Damn Good

Another random sketch from the notebook. I think I was trying to draw a proper face and it all went horribly wrong and the easiest thing to do was make it a bad potato.

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Tuesday, 19 January 2010 @ 9:53pm
In the house!

From my notebook, dated 01/11/09 – drawn while participating in decorating a cake. Part of my newly envisaged series of quick-drawn cartoons.

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Sunday, 20 December 2009 @ 5:55am
Innermost Babushka

Doodled this in a notebook while in MontrĂ©al and only just managed to make it digital and beautiful. It’s all about intimacy.

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Thursday, 19 November 2009 @ 7:17pm
Tori Amos, Professorial Widow

Just a horrible one-liner that has been stuck in my head for way too many months. It may not be pretty, but at least I don’t have to live with it alone anymore.

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Wednesday, 22 July 2009 @ 11:10am
Racist Buttons

We actually own a couple of these massively racist buttons and I don’t think we’re even sure why we have them at all. It led to us wondering how you get rid of such a thing without just throwing it out.

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Wednesday, 15 July 2009 @ 7:19am
Ensemble

Saw a super-grouchy looking older lady on Bank street in Ottawa while sitting in a Starbucks. She had on this highly co-ordinated outfit and it just seemed correlated with her grouch factor. Plus Judy Dench.

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Monday, 11 May 2009 @ 9:22pm
Misplaced Anger

Drew this one while doodling in the library in Wellington trying to come up with something lightly amusing. I think I accomplished that goal.