Sssnakes can do anything! Sssubdue colossssssi! Ssstamp passssssportsss! Sssweep minesss! Ssscore goalsss! Ssstop missssssiles! Circumvent ghossstsss! Ssswwoop through World 1-1! Go sssnakesss!
It is as if you were doing work
The robots are here! No more work! It's great! Is it great?! Wait! You feel apathetic and unproductive! You miss clicking buttons! You miss waiting for progress bars! You miss checkboxes! You miss work! But it's going to be okay! Use this handy application and it is as if you were doing work!
Let's Play: Ancient Greek Punishment: CPU Edition!
Watch the computer struggle against the chains it put itself in! Watch the computer try to drink the water it moves out of reach! Watch the computer push a rock up a hill and knock it down again! In a joyful infinite loop! One must imagine CPU Sisyphus happy!
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Water! Water! Everywhere! All kinds! Best Water! Decent Water! Realistic Water! Manga Water! Mobile Water! Magic Water! But not a drop to drink!
Life is meaningless! Maybe you need some kind of ism to attempt to ward off the inevitable and unavoidable despair! Here, have some isms made of snakes! Life is still meaningless but now you have a bunch of snakes as well! Thank me later!
Snow, but made of text! Rooms, but made of text! Stairs, but made of text! An elevator, but made of text! You'll probably die, but made of text! These fragments I have shored against my ruins!
It is as if you were playing chess
You've always wanted to be a chess master! But you aren't one! Are you! Now you can at least look like one! Pretend you're playing chess! Make moves! Act like you feel things! Smirk! Frown! Weep! Chess!
Everyone in the party has died! Nothing beside remains! Round the decay of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare the lone and level sands stretch far away!
"Step into my magic circle!" Said the designer to the player! "There will be flow states! And narrative! And no ludology! Or no narrative and a lot of ludology! Whatever you prefer! It will be ergodic if not erotic! And it will be so immersive you just might drown in it!"
Let's Play: Ancient Greek Punishment: Limited Edition!
It's Greek punishment! Again! Push a rock up a hill! Again! Try to drink the water! Again! Struggle against your chains! Again! It's all the same! But everything is different!
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There's so much to see and do! But you can't see it or do it! Grapple with videogame ontology! And epistemology! Perhaps you won't see the point of any of this! I'm sorry! No I'm not!
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A room! A trunk! A tube! A bed! A radiator! A light! A landscape! A darkness! A separation! A floating in air! A doubling! An intersection! And more! And more!
Post-Apocalyptic Abramovic Method Game
The sky is grey! The birds all flew! There's no more trees for complaining to! The table's turned! The rice is gone! The world is over, but the Method is strong!
There's a great novelist inside all of us! Especially you! You just need to get started! Write! Read! Write-read! What is that?! Find out!
Indie Bungle 2: Breakout Indies
Independent games! Cloned! In a way! All the fun with none of the features! Hot topics! 'Sex'! 'Death'! 'Art'! 'Alternate Dimensions'! 'Golf'! Bricks! Balls! Paddles! Breakout!
A Series of Gunshots
A series of gunshots.
What's better than breaking out?! BREAKSING OUT! Breaks out to your heart's content in these wonderful variants of your old family friend! Snake it up in SNAKEOUT! Feel the love in GHOST BREAKOUT! Experience the future of entertainment in BREAKOUT VR! Or have a meaningful cultural experience with РАЗРАЗИТЬСЯ!
You have always dreamed of your computer solving chess! Or your phone! The ultimate act of computation! Make a move! Sit back! Relax! Only the best for you! Very thorough! Very thoughtful! Good things take time!
REAL BAKU 2015
When is an international sporting event symbolising European unity and goodwill not an international sporting event symbolising European unity and goodwill?! When you've been arbitrarily detained by the Azerbaijan government!
The Stolen Art Gallery
The decrepit chestnut strikes back! Games! Art! It's an art gallery so it's art! But there's no art in it so it isn't! But maybe that's art so it is! But it's a videogame so it isn't'! But everything is different now so it is!
Let's Play: The Shining
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy! All work and no pllay makes Jack a dull boy! All work and no play makes Jaca dyll boy! All work and no play makes Jack a dullboy! All work and no plaay makes Jack a dull boy!
Won't someone think of the children!? They need food! They need play! They need not to drown! They need not to be electrocuted! Do something for crying out loud! Jostle them!
Sound System II
You want to break free! You want to! Break free! If a ball hits a brick in a game, does it make a noise?! Sure sounds like it!